Ok Republicans, that’s it, I’m OUT.
I am breaking up with you. It’s not me, it’s you. I was never really a full fledged member in the first place…
Anyway, for your party to let a dude with a bad spray tan, horrendous comb over, who’s on his third wife, who starred in a reality show with Gary Busey and Nene Leakes and then went bankrupt multiple times to win these primaries and you can not bring anyone decent to the prom is ridiculous.
Cruz? Hello that guy was definitely given swirlies in middle school.
Carson? Who needs Ambien when you’ve got him-I mean for the most part he will bore our enemies to death so there’s that.
Jeb? You let him get to you – big mistake, BIG big mistake.
Christie? First of all , fire the doc that did your gastric bypass- really shitty job in my opinion…
It’s gotten so expensive and so contentious and so awful to run for the big house in this country none of the good people will do it. Your ego needs to be the size of Texas to run or Trump Tower.
So Big Don, if you build that wall you know your golf courses and landscaping at your homes and businesses is gonna start looking pretty shitty.
And I’d like to see you bully Putin. That ought to work out REALLY well for us.
And do you have ANY idea how they will decorate the White House? It will make Kanye look likes he lives in Restoration Hardware.
I used to be worried about your party and my uterus. I was becoming worried about your marriage and religious stances. But this guy?
I should have known then.
Big Don is seriously messing with you. If you don’t think by November the party will be in shambles I have news for you.
Republicans, Please PLEASE get some cojones- get him OUT.
So I am done. I’m still a moderate. But I’m going to take my vote somewhere I’m treated like the somewhat educated person I am.